Author’s program note. I was writing an article the other day about
the catastrophic year the African elephant had had in 2011, with record
numbers of its dwindling population shot to death for its ivory; thereby
moving this majestic animal closer and closer to its likely extinction
by 2020. I was angry when I wrote this article, enraged, and I wanted to
touch the soul of the world with a story that’s certain not to have a
happy ending unless we collectively do our bit to turn things around and
fast.
I knew I needed a song to help make my point, because music can help
drive home a point like nobody’s business… music not only sooths the
savage beast, it capture’s people’s attention; makes ‘em sit up, take
note, and (if it’s the kind of music I use with my articles) jump up and
dance…. looking like a fool, but feeling better than you have in weeks.
This is what I needed; this kind of sound right now…. to drive home my
crucial message about the elephants and to make people help them.
Then all of a sudden, what I needed was in my brain, then I was
whistling it. It was “Some of these days,” a tune I must have heard a
half century ago or more and which my particular Muse inserted in my
head to give me what my article needed right then, a big, brassy, in
your face tune, getting folks to stop what they’re doing and PAY
ATTENTION.
And if anyone could do that, Sophie Tucker could… and so the “Last of
the Red-Hot Mamas” went to work for the last of the oh-so-vulnerable
pachyderms whose days on Spaceship Earth may have been significantly
extended because of my admonitory words… and Sophie Tucker’s punch in
the solar plexis of humankind… a punch and an unforgettable wake-up
call.
So, let’s start this article by getting you to go to any search
engine and listen to the tune she made her particular calling card:
“Some of these days.” She made the first of her many recorded versions
in 1911. Personally, I prefer the 1926 version, because by then she had
learned a lot about music presentation and how to move the folks… and so
she belted it out with determination, vehemence and total sincerity:
“Some of these days, You’re gonna miss me honey Some of these days,
You’re gonna feel so lonely You’ll miss my huggin’. You’ll miss my
kissin’; You’ll miss me honey, when you go away.”
This wasn’t just some flimsy tune to divert you for a minute or two;
it was a declaration, a proclamation, a cocktail of anger,
determination, insistence; a clarion call to women everywhere to get
smarter about men than most women were; to watch out for just who they
allowed in their lives and never let some two-bit no-good-nik into the
house, despite the fact these guys had a winning way with words and
bedside manner.
Women, even women with a “good man”, a man who treated them like a
princess, knew that Sophie had reason to sing her song… that that good
man, seeing something “better” could stray… and that women, all women,
needed to be alert, vigilant, strong, tenacious, helped by Sophie
Tucker, always on the side of The Woman, ready for a wake-up call about
The Man.
Her early days.
To understand Sophie Tucker, you need to understand these facts:
* she was born in Russia in 1884 or 1886 (sources vary).
* she was Jewish and proud of it, never disclaiming her heritage;
rather celebrating it… as most memorably in “My Yiddish Momme” (1925). *
she was plain, she was fat.
* she liked “bad” men, liked them a lot and to distraction, more than such men liked her.
* And she knew she had talent… though (at the beginning at least)
others didn’t necessarily share that view… that is until they heard her…
and saw how she could work an audience, a talent that spelled
box-office and, fast too, international renown.
She needed to make what she had work… and she had to do it in the
early days of the 20th century… when there was adamant opposition to
people like her… and where her success was anything but certain.
Still… this woman could sing… delivering a sound that roused the
people, moved the people, and with their clever lyrics made the people
laugh and want more… feeling better minute by minute, happier than they
had been before she opened her mouth…
And when she opened that big mouth, Truth, searing Truth, poured out…
as well as the humor and comedy which were absolutely essential in
making that Truth, and so much of it, palatable, for without this she
would have been run out of town, or worse. But she did have that humor
and that hilarity at her command and she turned them into rocket fuel
and a solid-gold meal ticket.
The authentic Tucker formula involved a good woman falling for a
rotten man… or a strong woman trying like the dickens to put some
stuffin’ in a man who’s a doormat. And always, always, no matter what
she was singing about she glorified women, as she did in “Aren’t Women
Wonderful” (1936)
“Aren’t women wonderful, aren’t women grand, Aren’t they the rulers of this happy land?”
Off stage.
When she wasn’t taking the unlikely elements of her international
success and turning them into significant coin of the realm, she
married… and married…. and married; her life a revolving door of
unsuitable, short-lived men. It probably bothered her (how could it
not?) but it never stopped her; besides she knew who really helped and
lightened her load…. and it wasn’t men. When she died in 1966, she left
the bulk of a considerable estate to her… maid; the maid who kept the
“Last of the Red-Hot Mamas” up and working until the very end.
Thus, even as she faded, she worked; bringing joy to people all over
this planet; people who sustained her, laughed with her, hummed the
melodies and sang the lyrics of one tune after another, the Tucker touch
had turned into classics.
She died as she lived, “the last of the red-hot mamas/they’ve all
cooled down but me…” And that’s the way she wanted us to see her and the
way she went out, a brassy, stentorian dame who liked the wrong men too
much, but liked us even more; for she gave all of us enough
toe-tappin’, laugh-makin’ tunes for a millennium… “The Last of the Red-
Hot Mamas, gettin’ better all the time….”
No foolin’, ain’t this woman wonderful, ain’t this woman grand? We
shall never see her overheated like again… and we’re very much the
poorer for that.
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