A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old
son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard
the train stop & her son saying, “All of you bastards who want off,
get the hell off now, ’cause this is the last stop! And all of you
bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we’re
going down the tracks.”
The horrified mother went in & told her son, “We don’t use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room &
stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play with your
train, but I want you to use nice language.”
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard
her son say, “All passengers who are disembarking the train, please
remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for
travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one.” She
hears the little boy continue, “For those of you just boarding, we ask
you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is
no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today.” As the mother began to smile, the child added,
“For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please
see the fat bitch in the kitchen.”
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